What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 07:14
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.